Wait, he’s getting traded to the Browns?

How did that dildo make it from the field to the deadspin comments section to post that response?

Counterpoint: lighten up

Gpodawund died of dehydration after seeing the team take the field.

#29 was, “Givin’ him the business!”

What a clickbait headline! His skull is still attached to his neck.

Trainer: How many fingers am I showing?

Probably because it was written backwards.

He and his urinal neighbor are both belt-less with jeans, wtf.

Not every day a guy flashes two windbreakers.

Exactly.

The ultimate irony being that this is a more viable solution to it’s problem than his serious attempts at actual problems.

Did someone dare you to write this?

So as a counter-point, Im going to throw this out there. I work at a large university in Ohio (hint hint) and I love my job and love the university. The have recently worked very hard to give a large portion of the staff salary increases to bring us more in line with the market, and the environment I work in (Human…

Oh, sure. Now you pivot to the “stick to sprots” conceit, after your social darwinist posturing above didn’t get the traction you expected and the commentariat exposed it as demonstrably unconscionable .

Part of the problem is that there are relatively few ways for uneducated skill-less workers who earn minimum wage to get educated or skills. Its not all that easy coming from a low income family to move up, especially if you dont have a way to separate from the herd. You are acting like its the easiest thing in the…

Hopefully the strikers learn an important lesson: Get educated, get some skills, or spend a lifetime earning minimum wage.