The headline is unintentionally hilarious. The rules about what constitute a catch have gotten so confusing that every catch is Schrodinger’s Cat(ch).

The funny thing is, the story is actually about 7 people going to dinner and getting into an argument about who didn’t get to try the signature clam appetizer. Must have been a Freudian slip on the writer’s part.

He concluded the interview by saying “Therefore, I’m creating a signature combat shoe to honor the troops”.

In his defense, the picture was taken after he put on the Steph Curry Dad Shoes.

+1/2 star...

Anyone else feels like after you see a few balls, they all look the same?

Thanks for posting this on salad night in the Happy Man household.

Sadly, it does not fit my macros. Wait...what were we talking about?

Can I still look down my nose at stuck up city folk in general though? I mean, I get it: You like sirens, expensive clothes, and paying for car rides, and hate cooking, lawns, and being alone with your thoughts. You’re not a big mystery, people.

Stop spreading fake news. Penises may be black or white, but vaginas are all the same color on the inside. Thanks, Pornhub!

Totally agree! It feels like the snark level in the articles and comments on Deadspin and the other Gizmodo sites has gotten out of hand, so this was a really welcome read.

This is a really great and uplifting read. More of this please, Deadspin!

Booze away, my friend. Me no judge.

Claire: You are my favorite Lifehacker author. Therefore, I’m willing to let this post slide :).

Far from it. I am conflicted though.

I’ll tolerate you calling me a dick, but I can’t let being called Darrell go. Dimebag Darrell was a hero of a man. Frankly, I’m not even worthy of being Dimebag Darrell’s dimebag.

Back at you. Splinter isn’t exactly the place you expect rational dialogue.

You bet, dude. I pay taxes, I got kids, I vote. I don’t want criminals living in my neighborhood.

You are a shit person. Can’t believe you actually think someone who committed a crime should be responsible for the consequences of their actions. No idea how you sleep at night.

Personal foul. Setting up a bogus-ass strawman argument. 15-yard penalty, and automatic ejection.