Re-read my post, bro. If the feds step out of the way, you get a lot more choices about where you want to live.

Do you perform menial chores for busy/lazy dads, such as completing half finish treehouses, weed-wacking after the ride mowing has been done, and emptying the dishwasher? CAUSE THEN WE GOT OURSELVES A DEAL!

Reading your other posts, I think we’re in agreement (mine was sarcastic).

At will employment, my friend. Learn it and live it, unless you’re self employed or an employer. Which I’m willing to be you’re not.

Also, wear. I suck.

Read the constitution. If “Congress shall make no law” and “I should be able to do or say whatever I want at work without consequence” are synonymous to you, I really can’t help you understand things any better.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

So, I can bring a gun to work then, right? Concealed carry is legal in my state...

But the Constitution is SO LONG and SOOOOOOOOOO BORING. Can’t I just skim it and post ignorant takes online instead? If they expect people to read it, they need to get rid of at least, like, 7 amendments.

Yes it is, bro. If it’s legal, they can’t fire me for doing it at work: Drinking, looking at porn, expressing racist views. These are all totally OK to do on the clock.

Yes it is, bro. If it’s legal, they can’t fire me for doing it at work: Drinking, looking at porn, expressing racist views. These are all totally OK to do on the clock.

Yes they do. On their own time. Not at work.

They’re on the clock, so I doubt they’d have much of a case. Think of it another way:

Now this, THIS is a lifehack!

I have what I call “The System”. I make sure to wash all socks in pairs. If I can’t find the mate, they don’t go in. Washing random piles of socks is like send a marine platoon into a minefield: You’re going to lose a lot of men!

Good question. I’m not sure either. At this point, the “message” of the “protest” seems to be that somebody should do something about bad stuff...or something.

We need to Brewers to stay relevant to distract us from all the Packers injuries. By next Sunday, Rodgers is going to snapping the ball to himself. Oh, and fuck Dom Capers with a container of port wine cheese spread.

You could have stopped at Germany. We know what you mean...

With your handle, I need you to weigh in on something: Don’t you think it would be nightmarish going down on a chick whilst owning such a beard?

Face pubes. Crazy as fuck!