Straight cool. We probably don’t even need to label it one thing or another. I guess I’d put occasionally having to shoot somebody who’s trying to hurt you and yours in the miscellaneous category.

Would have also accepted “She my trap queen, let her hit the bando”. 

I know what you mean. I watched one of those videos once, and it was exactly what it said...

Had two dating rules in college that served me well. I avoided chicks like the plague if they fell into either of the two categories:

‘Cause I hate dessert? Give this man more animal head recipes!!!!!

This from the person whose response was “Fuck you” to another poster that had the audacity to make a reasoned and thought out response. I admire your progress over the last several hours.

Ain’t it funny how civil people can be when they talk one on one.

I feel like this dude is going to go straight Bieber on us in like 4 months.

Dude, will you come to my match Wednesday night and write about it? I feel like you could make my game seem so much more impressive. I bring beer............

Man, that’s amazing stuff. With wit like that, I’m sure you could be really successful instead of just trolling on the internet.

Have the kinja police come to your house yet?

You, me, and Stig should form a union of non-liberal douche kinja commentors. HamNo would have to be in favor of that, yes?

I fear you mistake me for a Democrat/liberal, which I most assuredly am not. I’m a conservative, which means I’m intelligent, believe in individual freedom, and did not vote for Trump.

I don’t care how punk, metal, woke, or whatever this guy is. He’s not winning Texas.

Christ, Federer is a ruthless Mer-Fer. That guy will straight skin and eat your children while you watch horrified.

More Eisner, Grigor, Milos, and Muguruza, and less (like none) Kyrgios.

Yeah, but I also remember when men’s tennis got boring as fuck because every point was only like 3-4 shots long. I thought the Agassi/Sampras/Chang/Courrier days were the best, but we truly live in the golden age of tennis now. We regularly get 20+ hit points, sick drop shots, on the run passing shots. I have a…

It’s as if my grandpa arose from the dead, smoked weed, and made the best and most corny tennis joke he could think of. Instead of having one of my kids read a touching remembrance of my life at my funeral, I’m going to require a reading of this comment as a provision of my last will and testament.

+1 pair of white K-Swiss dad-shoes and Haine’s crew socks.Oh, and Prince Thunderstick from back in the day.

My high school tennis coach would go into fits of rage if he caught us hitting from No Man’s Land.