Millennials have short attention spans, so I’ll condense to the TLDR version:

Hey, thanks, man. This is probably the most heartbreaking scene of any movie ever made. Would you like to post a clip of the dogs dying in “Where the Red Fern Grows” or talk about when my dad committed suicide when I was in 9th grade?

Damn, bro. My guess is you’ll be chained to the Kohler after eating that!

Reached for comment, Haynesworth said “This was the most one-sided relationship since the Skins signed me in 2009".

You are internet king for the day. I don’t have a crown handy, so please settle for this star.

I’m having a little trouble discerning your meaning, but I think I agree with you. I stopped liking Green Day when I was in 9th grade because they sold out. By the time I was in college,I grew up and realized I was a penis and that Dookie was a badass album. “New” Green Day legitimately sucks though. How did we end up…

It starts with the premise that the BA is the official arbiter of what “craft” means, which is BS.

Your response is a good one, and I agree that both the BA criteria and decisions to not overtly market brands under their parent company are marketing based. The word craft has become meaningless (if it ever had meaning). The old term, microbrew, was a far better descriptor.

I just burned the Packers shirt I was wearing in my firepit, so your comment lands close to home. I have nothing else to add except fuck Mike McCarthy and Dom Capers with a cheesehead made of the melted down Lombardi trophies Aaron Rodgers should be sitting on.

Replace “white” with “black”, and ask yourself how woke you look. Why was that even necessary to make your point?

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Byrdgazi, AMIRITE?

Thanks for the translation, man. As much flak as ebonics got back in the day, its white counterpart, millennial-speak, is a far greater abomination to the English language.

Fair, and sorry I assumed you weren’t knowledgeable on the subject. There’s a bunch of people on this thread whose knowledge on the subject appear to be based on reading the very one-sided link provided by the author and living down the street from a brewpub.

Call it BS all you want, but I’m telling you it’s a fact. And I’m not knocking craft: I love it, and I drink a ton of it. I just hate the attitude that once a brewer gets successful, and the owners want/need to sell for whatever reason that people all of a sudden hate them.

Whatever floats your boat, but I still think it’s the equivalent of not listening to your favorite band and calling them posers because they got signed to a big contract.

ABI is not the only brewer buying craft breweries. Do a little research.

I normally brush off emotional arguments, but beer is a very personal thing (like you say), so props in this case.

You get a star, but I do have a point to add.

This post is straight bullshit. All of these “brewers formerly known as craft” still brew their beers in the same facilities and in the same way (and probably better, because they can be assisted by the quality labs from the large brewers that own them). And typically, the founders still retain a HUGE amount of…