Sorry, Bro. I forgot to mention I’m unreliable.

8 and 6 year olds, myself. And jokes aside, they really do make every day great. I’ve found my favorite age is whatever age they happen to be at the time.

Great post, but even better handle.

Mayo lover here, but I much prefer mustard on my braunschweiger. And if you can get it, Weber’s mustard from Buffalo. You can get it outside of the Buffalo area if you have Wegmann’s grocery stores near you [shakes fist that we don’t have them in Milwaukee yet].

Joke’s on you. We eat so much cheese in front of the TV on Sundays, it’s days before we need to use the can.

The hilarious thing is that fans of any other team in the league are being screwed out of their money by evil owners. Us Packers fans literally just GIVE it away to the team.

Holy shit. That look. It’s like he was watching his childhood dog run up the driveway to him, only to see a drunk driver hop the curb and mow it down.

Great! I’ll be there around 6:00.

Egg salad is the most underrated sandwich after braunschweiger. You are a beautiful human being. 

• Did you grill anything? Sliders. Nothing beats sliders on brioche with a skimming of mayo on the buns, horseradish mustard (Weber’s from Buffalo, or GTFO), cheddar cheese, pickle slices, and ripe tomatoes.

I use a similar approach when mowing the lawn. If it’s in the lawn after Dad says pickup, it gets indiscriminately run over.

I drank the broth from my kids’ ramen yesterday. Am I...am I going to die?

Times change, dude. I wasn’t always been a dad, but life happens.

What about dad-anger? Does it offer any relief from dad-anger? Because if I step on one more fucking Lego, I swear to God I’m going to burst into flames.

Any word on how much money Kaep is looking for to sign?

Considering he walked away from ~ $15 million a year contract in SF as a backup because they didn’t get along or something, I’d say he’s looking for considerably more than $750k.

I think they pretty much gave up on that facade.

Just feed him a few sugar lumps, and pet his nose the way he likes.

Just feed him a few sugar lumps, and pet his nose the way he likes.

A thoughtful take on the matter? You must be new here...