Great! I’ll be there around 6:00.

Egg salad is the most underrated sandwich after braunschweiger. You are a beautiful human being. 

• Did you grill anything? Sliders. Nothing beats sliders on brioche with a skimming of mayo on the buns, horseradish mustard (Weber’s from Buffalo, or GTFO), cheddar cheese, pickle slices, and ripe tomatoes.

I use a similar approach when mowing the lawn. If it’s in the lawn after Dad says pickup, it gets indiscriminately run over.

I drank the broth from my kids’ ramen yesterday. Am I...am I going to die?

Times change, dude. I wasn’t always been a dad, but life happens.

What about dad-anger? Does it offer any relief from dad-anger? Because if I step on one more fucking Lego, I swear to God I’m going to burst into flames.

Any word on how much money Kaep is looking for to sign?

Considering he walked away from ~ $15 million a year contract in SF as a backup because they didn’t get along or something, I’d say he’s looking for considerably more than $750k.

I think they pretty much gave up on that facade.

Just feed him a few sugar lumps, and pet his nose the way he likes.

Just feed him a few sugar lumps, and pet his nose the way he likes.

A thoughtful take on the matter? You must be new here...

He actually wants to play football?

I cannot abide. It’s nearly impossible to burn a burger. Hotdogs are easily torched to ashes if not monitored properly. Even burned burgers taste fine. Burned hotdogs taste like an ashtray.

Not veteran here, but can’t we as fellow human beings and patriots agree that a fine pair of boobs adorned by the stars and bars is a good and right thing? 

Your post just made me realize that it’s probably a good idead to ignore anyone’s take on the anthem sitting/kneeling controversy unless they’ve served. This includes talking heads on TV, random joes, and the players (whether standing or not).

+1 Hot Pocket.

I hope you know I hate giving you this star.

The ruling on the field stands.