I really don’t care much one way or the other whether the dude plays or not. He doesn’t really seem to care one way or the other either.

OK, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Aldi with a rented shopping cart.

This stuff is amazing. It makes the best manhattans. Gives me a big ol’ drinkin’ boner.

Got you again: Real men have neither! We’re raised by wolves and live in cav- gotta go...my wife is yelling at me to get off the computer and help her clean the kitchen.

Bah. Only hipsters season their pans. Real men cook eggs on unseasoned cast iron, throw the eggs and the skillet in the trash when they chemically fuse together, and have a six-pack and leftover fried chicken for breakfast instead.

I’ve actually found Emeril’s line of non-stick pans to be quality cooking vessels that last a long time (10 years and counting for one of mine that is used almost daily), and they’re a pretty good value to boot. BAM!

And replacing him with Kaep. The hilarity of heads exploding in the supposed enlightened blue states would be comedy gold.

They spelled “but is an alcoholic, coke-addled, self-destructive, woman-abusing douchebro” wrong.

What’s the opposite of “meh”? Is it “yeh”?

You son of a bitch.

He is kind of a punk, yeah?

Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

Protein...the answer is always protein:

I follow this same approach with my sweaters. I probably wear them 10 times between dry-cleanings, but iron them before each wear. It works great! Assuming you wear undershirts with sweaters (because if you don’t, you are a monster), they don’t need to be washed all that often.

I find it shocking because usually it’s lacrosse players exposing themselves...

And now I’m continuously that that book ends with the breast-feeding of a grown man. 

Gooooooood...goooooooood. Let the hate flow through you.

I don’t know...every time I walk past the window of a yoga class at my gym, I feel much more fertile.

+1 scoop of creatine.

I’ll grant you that she was probably using it for a leg up, but I don’t know that I’d adamantly call her out as a cheater. The issue is she continued to take it after it was banned.