I’m going to take this to the extreme, and launch a line of pricey homeopathic whiskey. Who wants in? We can make millions selling water to shitheads.

Serious question: Other than a nasty case of butthurt, what are people suffering from?

But, dude, all that sweet passing.

This is straight up tennis porn. It should come with an age gate so people under 18 have to lie.

No dice. It was bad enough to grow up in an era when a physical barrier was required for one-night stands. I refuse to give up unprotected one-night sits.

Boring as hell. Even calamari is more interesting.

Christ. What was the car that hit them, a semi?

You son of a bitch. Enjoy your star.

Has the classic movie, Sneakers, not taught us anything:

I believe they’re actually illegal in some areas. ‘Cause like you said, the whole dying in a fire thing.

I’m someone who considers myself an adventurous eater (though not on the Zimmern level).

The dude on the left is wearing leather sandals, and the woman on the right is wearing a denim skirt (jirt?) she made herself from a longer denim skirt. If anything, this is an argument for NOT getting to know your neighbors.

You know, Hitler didn’t like booze and carbonated water either...just saying.

Nicola? Where can I find this mysterious and fabulous beverage?

Yet more proof that it’s better to be the pitcher than the catcher.

“But ‘Football in the Groin’ had a football in the groin”.

This is the argument that put me over. That and the fact that probably every college/professional baseball player has the ability to homer (not saying that all have, just that they all could), whereas not every college/professional basketball player can dunk (cough, Steph Curry, cough).

Also, it’s unnecessary. Every woman I’ve ever been with knows when their period is due.

I love Lifehacker, but this is a crap podcast. Really good example of where gender diversity is important. Having a married man as part of the panel would have provided some much needed balance and perspective.

Is PKs an abbreviation for PerKins waitresses?