Come on photoshop players. You know what we all came here for!

Come on photoshop players. You know what we all came here for!

Frankie from down on 3rd St. is losing his shit because Phil forgot to throw a fucking salad on top of them.

Yeeeeees. Came for this. I am nourished now.  

I recently did an make-ahead egg recipe I really like.

Not even close to enough love.

Was thinking to myself “Who is Rob Roy, and isn’t this just a Manhattan with blended scotch?”.

Wow. This makes tete du veau look tame by comparison. You rock!

Does it make me strange that the skinning of the pork head bothered me not at all, but the fact that the pig still had teeth did?

Pffffft. A real food blogger would have held the skull and moved the mouth to narrate the recipe.

I’m Ron Mexico. You stay classy, Atlanta.

The records were destroyed in a freak gumbo accident.

+1 Anchor Bar sauced hand jammed into a Labatt Blue soaked crack.

That’s The Ralph to you, friend. Show a little respect.

Vitamin B?

Indeed. As a Packers fan, I can’t wait for our turn behind the woodshed.

What do we even do with these? I mean, you gotta star it so it stays on top for comedic value, right?

Not what he meant when he told his girlfriend he wanted to put it somewhere different tonight...

You starve it for weeks at a time, then let it gorge, that’s bound to happen.

I must be doing it wrong...every time I try to put my dick in my wife’s lower back, and she threatens to TAKE my car and house and move to Tahoe.