Yet more proof that it’s better to be the pitcher than the catcher.

“But ‘Football in the Groin’ had a football in the groin”.

This is the argument that put me over. That and the fact that probably every college/professional baseball player has the ability to homer (not saying that all have, just that they all could), whereas not every college/professional basketball player can dunk (cough, Steph Curry, cough).

Also, it’s unnecessary. Every woman I’ve ever been with knows when their period is due.

I love Lifehacker, but this is a crap podcast. Really good example of where gender diversity is important. Having a married man as part of the panel would have provided some much needed balance and perspective.

Is PKs an abbreviation for PerKins waitresses? 

Come on photoshop players. You know what we all came here for!

Come on photoshop players. You know what we all came here for!

Frankie from down on 3rd St. is losing his shit because Phil forgot to throw a fucking salad on top of them.

Yeeeeees. Came for this. I am nourished now.  

I recently did an make-ahead egg recipe I really like.

Not even close to enough love.

See, I was thinking “Remember When American Kids Weren’t Soft-Ass Millennials?” would be more appropriate.

Was thinking to myself “Who is Rob Roy, and isn’t this just a Manhattan with blended scotch?”.

Wow. This makes tete du veau look tame by comparison. You rock!

Does it make me strange that the skinning of the pork head bothered me not at all, but the fact that the pig still had teeth did?

Pffffft. A real food blogger would have held the skull and moved the mouth to narrate the recipe.

I’m Ron Mexico. You stay classy, Atlanta.

The records were destroyed in a freak gumbo accident.

+1 Anchor Bar sauced hand jammed into a Labatt Blue soaked crack.