It’s the definition of irony, but they were within their rights to do so.

As a conservative, I generally agree with the contents of the memo, and agree 100% with the firing. It’s not censorship to fire him if he wrote the memo on company time and sent it to people on the company network. Unless he was asked to investigate the matter and publish his opinion by Google, they were right to can…

Um, you know that Ajit Pai isn’t white, right? Why was the race/sex crack even necessary?

I do this with broccoli, with outstanding results. It’s like the before and after ads on the side of porn sites that I have never seen but this one guy at work told me about because I would never visit a porn site.

Anyone who boils brussel sprouts should be forced to eat a spoonful of clipped fingernails. Boiled brussel sprouts are the ebola of food. Sauteed or roasted (with bacon, because BACON) brussel sprouts are the caviar of the vegetable world.

Somehow, that is the correct answer to all the questions.

Can you please respond with your address? I promise I will not break into your house and steal your mushroom soy sauce while you sleep.

Could you please visit your Deadspin colleague, Drew Magary, and plead your case? Dude hates mayo. What kind of person hates mayo? Is that even legal?

• What condiments do you always have on hand, no matter what? Is anchovy paste a condiment? Because if it is: Anchovy paste. I bought a tube of it I don’t know when or why, but it’s been in there so long that I have run out of at least everything in my fridge one time since I bought it.

Nope. It’s that Green Bay fans desperately want to see Smokin’ Jay ride again, and God favors us. How else do you think we keep a football team that is consistently good year over year in a frozen dump of a city?

It is my birthright as an American to grill a burger of crappy ground beef with overly melted cheese on a cheap ass bun, and serve it to me friends and family.

Glad to see so many likes on this comment.

If this is not proof that The Almighty has a sense of humor, I don’t know what does. I can’t wait to see Green Bay’s second best quarter back suit up for the Dolphins.

The fact that this comment already has 12 stars gives me hope for the Deadspin commentariat.

Now that the whole pineapple thing is solved, can anyone help me with the despair caused by going to lunch with my wife, and instead of ordering her own beer, she opts for “just a few sips” of mine?

I think there’s occasions for a hug. Certainly not when you meet a coworker the first time, my thoughts:

If you’re a Browns fan, never.

If you think Miralax is funny, try ipecac. Actually, you know what? Don’t. 

No dice. This is funny sports beef at its best...way better than watching Joey Bats take a haymaker for a bat flip.

You’ve made my point perfectly for me. If your mortgage is $2k/month and your car payment to borrow a car is $2.5k/month, you are not in the financial position to own a 911 GTS (unless you’re a millionaire who likes slumming it).