If you’re a Browns fan, never.

If you think Miralax is funny, try ipecac. Actually, you know what? Don’t. 

No dice. This is funny sports beef at its best...way better than watching Joey Bats take a haymaker for a bat flip.

You’ve made my point perfectly for me. If your mortgage is $2k/month and your car payment to borrow a car is $2.5k/month, you are not in the financial position to own a 911 GTS (unless you’re a millionaire who likes slumming it).

Behold: Excalibur!

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The low tech contrarian move...I like it!

Riiiiiiiiiiight :).

That is a MONEY tip!

Apple slicer/corer. Before owning one, anytime my kids asked for apples, I wanted to throw myself into traffic. Now only prepping pineapples makes me want to throw myself into traffic (except for all the other things that do).

Considering the CTE Ray Lewis is undoubtedly suffering from, I’d compare this to dunking on a middle-schooler...on a hoop lowered to 8-feet.

[Puts hand so far down it crushes the earth’s core].

NOPE. YUP.

Kuddos to you for being a good negotiator. I hate it, so it’s why I buy used from Carmax. I’m sure there’s going to be a bunch of people laughing at me, but fuck it. I’ve had good luck, and even if I can save $100 bucks by haggling, they can keep it. I prefer buying cars like I buy milk: No games, just a price.

It’s a free country (mostly anyway). They can save up for whatever they want. Someone of the wealth you describe above should already have a large enough down payment on hand (hopefully in investments). If not, they’re doing a pretty crap job of managing their money, so I would say they can’t afford that Porsche.

True. I still kind of think that needing to save up for the down payment on a luxury car means a person is buying above their means, but admittedly a Porsche isn’t on my bucket list. High end cars (luxury or performance) have never really interested me, but I can understand saving up in a Porsche is that important to…

Like a baby bird emerging from its nest. I promise to live up to this honor :).

I’m curious on this one. I love American muscle cars (aka. Mustangs...Camaros and Challengers are for rednecks: COME AT ME :)).

I agree with you. A dealer treats you, a legit and serious buyer, like trash? Go down the road.

Sorry, man, I just don’t subscribe to this.