This is accurate. You don’t show up in street clothes on a whim looking to test drive a $175k car. If I were the salesman (ug), I would have turned him away as well, though I would like to think a bit more gently (at least initially).

Good point of clarification. I don’t. I know a few, in fact, who are in my rough economic bracket (lower upper-middle class/upper middle class/who even knows anymore). But they own an older Porsche, not a $175k GT3 RS.  

Ah, internet haters. Less prevalent on Jalopnik than other Gizmodo sites, but still present in full force.

I’m not digging this story. Granted the dealership should have been professional and courteous (story is totally one sided, so I’m not above believing it’s made up), but this bro sounds like someone who just wanted to drive a Porsche. You don’t “save up” for a Porsche. If you have to save up for a Porsche, you don’t…

I would totally rather watch someone not fight a goat than watch Michael Phelps not race a shark.

Lesnar a way worse fighter than Cormier literally any fighter who has ever stepped into the octagon.

I quit watching the UFC years ago after it turned into a bunch of randos. We need a UFC Senior league that brings back the likes of Chuck Liddell and Randy Couture.

I crown you Internet Hero for the Day!

Oh, shit! I knew that quote was from Dirty Hairy, but I’ve only heard the portion on Fertile Fields by Good Riddance (which you need to listen to). Father, forgive me, I’ve never seen Dirty Hairy in its entirety. Should I just flush my dick down the toilet?

Bo-ho-hogus.

And it’s foolish, you know? They’re playing the odds that only a percentage will quit. Which would be smart (I guess), except for it’s nearly always the most talented/best people that leave.

Right out of “A Prayer For Owen Meany”.

I am so conservative that I make HamNo look like Ronald Reagan. As such, I did not not vote for Trump because he is a buffoon, wrapped inside a bag of crap, set aflame, then put on the doorsteps of the Cleveland Browns GM’s doorstep for him to stomp out.

Want to increase your salary?

Despite the mess of the last campaign/election and Trump’s presidency so far, I have a bit of a more optimistic view.

Keep in mind, what was voted on today was simply a motion the begin debate on the bill. It was not a vote to pass anything.

Dude, I grow pumpkins too! And once you grow pumpkins, you’ll only grow pumpkins. By which I mean, pumpkins will take over your fucking garden and choke everything else out. See also: Tomatellos.

I feel walnuts do just as well. Like you said, cheep, and the taste is good. The only thing I don’t care for is that the darker color versus pine nuts makes the pesto look less visually appealing.

Also:

It’s a shame that Tampa Bay will be required to throw at the batter’s head at his next at bat. Sucks, but (unwritten) rules are rules.