I would totally rather watch someone not fight a goat than watch Michael Phelps not race a shark.

Lesnar a way worse fighter than Cormier literally any fighter who has ever stepped into the octagon.

I quit watching the UFC years ago after it turned into a bunch of randos. We need a UFC Senior league that brings back the likes of Chuck Liddell and Randy Couture.

I crown you Internet Hero for the Day!

Oh, shit! I knew that quote was from Dirty Hairy, but I’ve only heard the portion on Fertile Fields by Good Riddance (which you need to listen to). Father, forgive me, I’ve never seen Dirty Hairy in its entirety. Should I just flush my dick down the toilet?

Bo-ho-hogus.

Made this comment myself before I read yours. Agree 100%. Creepy and sinister. Her androgyny made the role. 

I’d argue she was sinister in Constantine. A story so good that not even Keanu Reeves could fuck it up (ditto The Matrix).

I generally really like her, but I think Pennywise needs to be cast as a man (I’ve read IT like a dozen times, so no need to point at that IT is female). Aside from the voice, the nature of IT (living off pure hate and fear) just jibes better for me as a male part.

And it’s foolish, you know? They’re playing the odds that only a percentage will quit. Which would be smart (I guess), except for it’s nearly always the most talented/best people that leave.

Right out of “A Prayer For Owen Meany”.

I am so conservative that I make HamNo look like Ronald Reagan. As such, I did not not vote for Trump because he is a buffoon, wrapped inside a bag of crap, set aflame, then put on the doorsteps of the Cleveland Browns GM’s doorstep for him to stomp out.

Want to increase your salary?

Despite the mess of the last campaign/election and Trump’s presidency so far, I have a bit of a more optimistic view.

Keep in mind, what was voted on today was simply a motion the begin debate on the bill. It was not a vote to pass anything.

Dude, I grow pumpkins too! And once you grow pumpkins, you’ll only grow pumpkins. By which I mean, pumpkins will take over your fucking garden and choke everything else out. See also: Tomatellos.

I feel walnuts do just as well. Like you said, cheep, and the taste is good. The only thing I don’t care for is that the darker color versus pine nuts makes the pesto look less visually appealing.

Also:

It’s a shame that Tampa Bay will be required to throw at the batter’s head at his next at bat. Sucks, but (unwritten) rules are rules.

Not your best work, but staring for the mention of our fair city.