Give the dude a break. At 31, he’s probably getting a little rusty.

Looked more to me like he kind of hesitated at the last minute to keep from running into the wall. If your main benefit to the team is hitting, I’ve heard it’s sort of hard with a separated shoulder.

I’m from Milwaukee...please don’t rub it in :).

You obviously don’t watch much ESPN...the temperature of the scorchingly hot bad takes they offer on a daily basis dwarf those achieved in particle colliders.

The best part is it’s renewable and abundant. All we need do is show a commercial once a week on Nick at Night or Matlock re-runs for that fancy new app that let’s people wait until the last minute to plan their Saturday night, then totally change that plan as people leave their studio apartments for the agreed upon…

Personally, I disagree on the nest concept, assuming you like your company/coworkers/job.

Excellent turn of phrase!

Sounds awesome.

Dudes: Yes.

“...if I ever see you in the gym in an outfit that you clearly took more than three seconds to consider for its aesthetic qualities, I will never respect you again as long as I live”.

This is fake science. Just like vaccines, cigarettes causing cancer, and women hitting their sexual peak in their 40s.

If your mother in law ever wants to be a sugar momma to a guy with good taste in booze, please to be directing her to Darrell’s Dimebag. I may not play guitar like Dime (or even remotely competently), but I can surely match his legendary work against the black tooth grins.

Just want to make sure, since I’ve had bad luck in the past. Does it get you to the correct driving pressure (versus just a crutch)? I’ve had such bad luck with 12v compressors on auto tires that I’m just apt to carry an AC compressor and a DC converter.

Just want to make sure, since I’ve had bad luck in the past. Does it get you to the correct driving pressure (versus…

Did not answer my questions, and even decided to credit me for and answer some non questions that I didn’t ask (“In a crummy job market the incentive is to stay put and live off the fat of the government.”).

Also, I don’t understand your screen name, but I can’t help but like it.

“God, I love Jalopnik. It seems to be the only Gizmodo site where people can respectfully debate viewpoints without resorting to strawmen, emotional hyperbole, or name calling”.

Obligatory:

Sorry...the technology was already patented by the company that makes those wind up clicky-clacky teeth with feet. It would be un-American to force them to divulge the secret. 

This is correct. Hell, compare cordless drills from 1997, 2007, and 2017. HUGE difference in power, capacity, and battery life.

God, I love Jalopnik. It seems to be the only Gizmodo site where people can respectfully debate viewpoints without resorting to strawmen, emotional hyperbole, or name calling (Advice: Do not bother debating why net neutrality is a solution looking for a problem on gizmodo).