I was hoping it wasn’t just me that went exactly there.

Pssssst: Millennials can’t afford to have children because they pay too much in rent because they can’t afford to buy a house because they spend to much on iPhones and going out to dinner.

Diabolical! I love it!

You forgot the top employed tip employed by dads whose wives refuse to get rid of shit: Sneak a box of shit to Goodwill every so often. Best lifehack ever (until wife finds an item of said shit for sale at Goodwill, but that’s for another day).

Five fucking hours! As decently in shape guy and weekly tennis player, I’m dead tired after two hours with a good opponent, and might be able to play three if you put a gun to my head. But five!

This is true. Counter question: Cologne dude or reeking of cigarettes dude? I gotta take Mr. Drakkar.

Milwaukee resident and Brewers fan here: Do you have an alternate clip in even slower motion for my viewing pleasure?

“I swear it was not a dong”: Me at every single middle school dance. 

Watermelon and mezcal sounds awesome, but does it reduce the magical power of mezcal to get in a fist fight with my neighbor?

I’ll star you, but I’m keeping my Eickhoff on you.

Was the answer bad? Cause the answer is bad.

Confused by the phrasing...I agree that it’s dumb to ask interviewees about Serena versus the top male players of her time (Answer: Poorly), but Serena is not the GOAT of all female an male players. McEnroe may be guilty of hyperbole, but his take is basically correct

This article needed to be written. Had you not written it, it would have created itself, much like the Big Bang.

Only the beaty ones...

Dear Hemingway,

Are you Italian too, or does this cross cultural barriers? My mom needed only to rattle her hand in the kitchen drawer to send us running.

True, but still, WTF? I wonder if Ottavino was injured in some way. You don’t make it up the ranks in baseball by being shitty (exception for out of wedlock son of God, Tebow).

The cart icon in this case being a trashcan.

And people call me sexist when I say women’s UFC is shitty.

These guys produced probably the best radio of all time. I listened to a montage of Car Talk focusing on Tom after his death, and it was both heartbreaking and hilarious.