And our Russian chauffeur Pikup Androppof.

This is too good to be in the grays.

“My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it.”

If you’re a woman and don’t lift weights, You should get after it. I hate the myth about women lifting that has been perpetuated. You won’t get big even if you lift relatively heavy. But you will get stronger and look more cut.

Well, I did wake up with a broken leg after drinking a bottle of SoCo one night. I learned a valuable lesson: Avoid open windows.

Right? It seem totally counterintuitive to me watching the motion, but when you think about it, training your back should improve it.

Excellent point...they look like a terrible thing to do to your back (even when done correctly), don’t they? Exactly the sort of thing you’re told not to do when lifting. Done wrong, they can be murder.

I don’t know whether I want to fight it or fuck it.

Then again, they were Canadian miles...what’s the exchange rate these days?

Did not come here to hate on Sebrings, but left sated none the less.

Every one in a while, someone gets exactly what they have coming. Karma: It’s a bitch.

No doubt these are great, but I stick with the two AC outlet options. You might pay a little bit more, but I find the outlets I use to charge my phone are higher demand areas where I can’t give up a regular AC outlet. 

No doubt these are great, but I stick with the two AC outlet options. You might pay a little bit more, but I find…

Thanks, Patrick. Could you please also write one about alcohol, internet porn, and another one about alcohol? Asking for a friend, of course.

Tip that worked for me personally: I added deadlifts to my workouts about a year ago. Went from having trouble putting on my socks in the morning from stiffness to feeling like a million bucks. I hadn’t heard they helped your back...just decided to add them to my routine and was really surprised.

I saw that, and was like “Gramma?”.

Jesus Christ, he has the ass of a 70 year old housewife!

I think they need to give on on the charade that everything is fine, when clearly there’s something fucked up between them. I mean, who the fuck eats Subway?

I refuse to buy toilet paper from bears. Beer on the other hand? Give me ALL the Hamm’s!

Shows his wife knows and lives by the baseball code. Players police themselves. She’s going to start dating a Brewers starting pitcher to bean him in the dick and balls.