Got as far as my knee-jerk “HamNo is a jealous, ignorant, pseudo-intellectual hack” reaction, but was overtaken by the geraniums. Man, I love geraniums.

My guess is that he isn’t eating enough avocado based foods.

+1 melanoma.

The local sports guy in Milwaukee from DC (I’ll explain later) refers to twitter as a 140-character rock fight.

I think we’re looking at a junior Junior Seau.

Wow. Three entire days after my comment to invite someone, anyone to offer an opinion on why it should be illegal for consumers the freedom to select the coverage of their choice, and not a single reply addressing the question.

Excellent article and technique. I’ll add one hack of my own: If you have an electric burner, take that shit outside and fry it up. No matter how high you run your kitchen fan, your house will still smell like a fucking KFC for several days afterwords if you fry inside.

And I love that a middle-aged father is so desperate for a drink, that he uses the dregs of every bottle he can find. Of course, I’d never do anything like that, but friends of mine have admitted to it.

Thank you, Patrick. This is my new favorite video. Classic Simpsons is the best Simpsons.

Shocker: A site full of liberal bloggers and commenters, and no one can think of a response.

Took me a second to wonder how he hit such a diabolical drop shot with that cut. Then realized it was a net-chord.

It looks good. It’s good, right?

Shhhhhh...it contradicts the liberal narrative when you point out the obvious.

To add one more: https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/health/medical-bankruptcy/

People who die early and suddenly generally cost the insurance pool less.

It should be a requirement that car insurance covers routine maintenance and repair...let’s see how fast the cost shoots up.

Why should I not be allowed to purchase a plan that covers only what I want it to?

Day drinking or night drinking?

Does whiskey count as beer?

Is Skip old and wiry enough to have old man strength?