Can every day be “A Day Without Women” at Gizmodo Media?

It’s cliched, but true: Both dudes get more ass than a toilet seat.

Nah, it’ll turn out bad in the end. Just like a trip to Mighty Taco.

You need to upgrade to Hamburg, my friend. Tonawanda chicks, you just bang. Hamburg chicks you bang then marry.

I don’t see what the big deal is. All she did was kill her child because it was an inconvenience to her...

Secret of Mana...damn, that was the shit.

See, I would totally have a beer with Gronk. I think the whole douche-bro thing is an act and he’s just having fun. I draw the line if he wants to sign my chest though.

Is anyone :)?

Three hands? Hell yeah. I’d be doing what every other man would with three hands...typing with two and sipping a beer with the third.

You have a point if the amount of testosterone being taken is in excess of what a healthy male would have. Which of course opens up the question of what you do about people with low-T.

Wow. Actually surprised to see this take on this site.

How can anyone not like this man? Hands?

We need a remake of Pootie Tang staring Draymond Green where instead of whipping people with his belt, he doles out dick kicks to fight crime.

[Sheepishly raises hand]

My recommendation is Vanguard. They offer very low cost index funds and ETFs. Do some very minimal research of a fund mix (a good link below), and you’re on your way.

Thanks for writing this, Kristin. Really good summary for those new to investing.

Wow...digging deep in the archives.

Think about this from a practical standpoint. People who receive an inheritance, even a large one, are not apt to be trust fund babies. They’re people who will carry on a family business. Rich people generally don’t raise underachievers.

I think I misunderstood your post. You’re not starting with canned sauce...just adding crushed tomatoes to a pan. You are a kindred soul. My Italian grandmother salutes you. And will also posthumously hit you with a wooden spoon if you talk back.

Nah, he’s asshole. You’ve just been sucked in by the event horizon.