Wisconsin resident here. This story checks out.

If you haven’t played squash or racquetball, this is even harder than it looks. The glass backwall can make it very difficult to gauge where the ball is.

It’s not that I didn’t have the money, I was just too drunk to operate the ATM.

Loved him as Uncle Phil.

Every time I see Harden, I can’t help but think he has to wash his beard after he eats soup or goes down on a chick.

Clinton Foundation not listed? I knew HamNo was shilling for Republicans.

Be serious. I’m actually interested...for a friend.

This is a good and thoughtful take.

Thanks. Good job. Suggestion noted.

He’s black, so anything negative you say makes you racist. This is Jezebel, Mister. Shape up or ship out.

Holy Shit: I want that dude’s mustache and eyebrows.

I’m just going to leave this here: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/joke

You have not lived until you eat Duff’s wings.

Since this is the new Deadspin where the leftover liberal hacks from Gawker now write and comment, let me dip deep into my bag of responses.

This is excellent. You’re not getting enough credit here.

I get that you don’t like her ideology, but take a look at her involvement in trying to reform education. You may not like charter schools or vouchers, but public schools in so many inner cities are failing children. Time to try something else, and most of these schools are proving to be more successful.

Yeah...I’m paying close attention, because I don’t like or trust Trump.

Awful. Just awful.

I’m as shocked as you probably are to hear me say this, but yeah I do.

I agree that they should be able to go to whatever hospital they want on the taxpayer dime, however...