The proper way to remove eggs from the carton is two-by-two from front to back. What kind of fucking monster pulls them out in a random pattern. Bunch of savages on Deadspin.

This is without a doubt the worst thing I’ve ever heard of. The internet just cracked in half.

+1 coffin boner.

Food taken off your kids’ plates tastes at least 23% better. No one know why.

Isn’t it obvious: Handjob from Lindsey Vonn.

Jesus does not approve of that haircut.

This is a good comment.

Considering how the VA has failed to serve veterans over the last decade, I say it’s a good start. If it took Donald Trump getting elected to clean house in the VA and properly honor our soldiers, it was worth it.

Other than size. We had to switch our kids at about 18 months because the got too big (legs cramming into the seat). And they’re not really big kids.

+1 accurate screen name.

I hate you. +1.

We did this once too on a drive from Green Bay back down to Milwaukee. Stopped halfway to grab a cup of coffee and gas up to find our very young daughter not buckled in. We also felt like throwing up.

Having listened to part of an Ed Sheeran song once, I can understand not being able to suppress the urge to stab him in the face if presented with the opportunity.

Counterpoint: You are stupid.

Seems reasonable to me. The protests crossed the line when they attempted to interfere with construction of the pipeline.

Can’t decide if I’m more surprised that he’s still in the NBA or that he can dunk.

I love how he quickly transitions from his flying airplane celebration to staring at the knocked out ref with genuine confusion. Perfect reaction.

Went to Tech, and I have a hard time arguing with this.

I will donate a +1.

Try to give this a little more thought. You seem passionate about your position, but it’s not a very informed one.