Well, the article is on Jezebel, so...

I’m going to guess you don’t know much about guns (ever fired one?) or self defense.

Agreed. You don’t pull a gun, and you certainly don’t fire a gun, if your intention isn’t to kill.

Jesus Christ, did you even read the article? Sweet innocent 15 year olds don’t cross the street to confront an adult about an insult, perceived or otherwise.

Read it again. The teen crossed the street to instigate a follow-up confrontation.

Can’t help but star this. Well played.

The biscuits are excellent, but the red beans and rice are a religious experience. Like looking at the next booth over in a Popeye’s and seeing Jesus hunkering down on a three-piece.

Never had...what are they like? Should I leave my family at the table right now to go out and get one?

Not trolling, but actually interested in sparking some thought: If it’s not OK to abort babies with mental/physical problems, why is it OK to abort a “normal” baby?

As a very reluctant “pro-choice” person, I think articles like this do the movement a disservice.

Totally contrived, and faked emotion. This woman was just doing a CYA move.

Kind sir, can you please also eliminate Thursday night football?

And I would smother a newborn puppy for their red beans and rice. What the fuck do they put in those?

Cupcakes are ass. Designer cupcakes are expensive ass.

Agreed. Krispy Kreme or GTFO.

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Taking pleasure in your misery :).

As someone who threw their vote away on Johnson because they refused to vote for Trump, I take solace in the fact that liberals are totally losing their shit.

Does he?

Agreed. But maybe Burneko could do something about the whole being fat and having an awful beard and haircut thing. It would improve my enjoyment at least 9%.