Son, I don’t think I ever told you about the Bentley 4.5l Blower my own grandpa had loving restored, and gave to me as a gift. But sadly only a month after he had finished it the garage it was sitting in burned to a crisp along with all records of it.

This isn’t far off from my reality. My grandpa raced Gullwings (and pretty much everything else) but he remarried a few years before he passed away and she and her family took everything, even his old tools. Kills me.

“Nobody better bitch about the vertically-oriented video”

This is a heartwarming story, but I take issue with this description of the accident:

“Ya know, son, we brought you home in a Mercedes Benz Gullwing that your great-grandpa lovingly restored. Unfortunately it was totaled the next day and a house fire destroyed all records of it. But trust me, it would make me really happy to get another.”

If they win a task force of Israeli judges and lawyers will kidnap Lorde and force her to perform for these teenages. The teenagers emotions will become unharmed and Lorde will be promptly shipped back to New Zealand.

I can’t even go buy food RIGHT NOW with Bitcoin

“This is Jesus, Kent, and you’ve been a very naughty boy...”

You might well be able to order food online and pay with Bitcoin, depending on where you live.

You can’t go buy food RIGHT NOW with Bitcoin because you’re on FOOD STAMPS!

I don’t offer seats or hold doors because I assume someone’s frail - though if that’s clearly the case, it’s all the more reason to do so. It’s because I consider it the polite thing to do. If they don’t want the seat, they’re free to decline the offer.

A man in his 50's or 60's should, at that point in his life, have developed the life skill to smile and say “Thanks, but I’m fine.”

A couple years ago my dad (63 at the time) and I were travelling and taking the subway, someone offered him a seat and he was horrified, but polite about it, he was perfectly able bodied at the time just grey.

The fact that they even still make an S class coupe is an exercise in badassery.

Why oh why can’t dogs last a human ‘s lifetime :(...my sweet puppy dog is not even four and I fret over someday being without her

I’ve read some interesting articles about why men expose themselves to women. They state that it is this sexual resentment that is channeled into misogynistic rage, in so much that the sexual release of it is the fear and horror you cause in the woman. Basically to show her that she is powerless to do anything, and…

Toback has had nigh on 400 allegations against him. 400! That is...deeply disturbing and also mind-bending just in terms of time spent terrorizing women. How did he get his job done?

I’m going to guess that since the police needed a license plate number to put on the ticket, they discovered the prank when they tried to brush the snow off the the license plate, only to find more snow. I wonder how far they dug?

Stephen Dorff AKA Deacon Frost AKA Marvel’s Sexiest Movie Villain™