Rule 1 - Newer is more gooder.

It’s not like he raped her. He just held her under false pretenses, made her his house slave, and then fell in love with her. Hijinks ensued for fuck’s sake!

It’s one of my favorite movies ever!!!! And yeah... it’s kinda problematic looking back on it but as Seanibus said everyone was having a good ass time it’s why I watched it obsessively as a child, every time I my grandma found me to be a pain in the ass she would put the VHS on and knew I would be glued to the screen…

Kurt Russell was able to pull that off and agreed, it is an overlooked classic.

The original is charming and hilarious, but only if you ignore the whole false pretenses, held against her will, rape-y kind of overtone of the Sweaty Carpenter’s scheme to defraud the rude rich lady. It works because the chemistry between Goldie and Kurt is palpable and everyone in the movie is having a really great…

On one hand this is wrong and unnecessarily cruel, but on the other hand....ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah. This is fucked. Not cool.

I’m going with yes, this is child abuse. I’d guess that even cultures where the children are acclimatized to hot foods would say this crosses a line. Hell, it sprints past that line.

Dinner is a bad first date. Do happy hour instead. If possible, a place with darts/pool/photo hunt or anything that can get a friendly competition going.

Let’s start a female led “Die Hard” rumor. Because nothing is sacred, fellas.

No. Just, no.

YES

The scene: A food blog

Fried things? Ick.

What is your rarefied ass doing read the weekly “Will It Casserole?” column? We can probably learn to live without your hot taek.

I find your tone nauseating.

what the fuck is wrong with you

Whenever I read a story like this, I'm always saddened by the pointlessness of war and the loss of human life. These stories demonstrate that we are capable of behaving humanely to each other, yet it only seems to happen briefly.