She looks like she’s his daughter in that photo

What’s teh challenge?

No. My BS detector is high. I am a skeptic. 

How does he explain cheating on his wife constantly?

Hahahahahahah suckers

Grandpa Joe has been shitting in bed since age 44

Hey maybe don’t ask if you don’t want to hear that we hate it and also don’t care what millionaires do

I have massive doubts she would go through all that crap unless it was 100% true

Do you hide your liquor or do you display it like a trophy?

It’s really not relevant because straight women aren’t going to be hooking up with Lesbians.

He could also beat a man fully to death with a bat. 

Such a great car, I’ve just never loved the aesthetics of that model 

Presidents like Bush and Trump have made me realize there is no such thing as “respect for the institution” of presidency. Either you deserve respect or you do not. Simply being president doesn’t entitle you to admiration.

Trump

9 years++

Why does a BBC TV show need “funding”? Isn’t that what commercials are for?

She has excellent taste in men

Twitter is thus far only a medium for people to embarrass themselves in front of as many people as possible.

Would you be calling her that if she wasn’t pretty?

And she’s being paroled early because...?