God I could go for a good manchego with some Carr’s cracked pepper water crackers right now.

It started out when I was only a child. I learned how to cook, so I could make my own baked macaroni and cheese. Golden, three cheese with a bread crumb and paprika crust on top…

THIS. Having planned a wedding last year and been in my sister’s this year, THIS.

there are way worse people.

More Confidence

Sometimes I fantasize about having an extra room all to myself and how I would decorate my “lady cave.” It would have a velvet couch, lacquered walls, sparkly textiles, a chandelier hanging from the ceiling, and a Champagne fridge.

Wow, this did not read as the froth on top of hot chocolate for me. I guess I can see the brown flaky bits now, but I kept waiting for the bishop to get baked under the cheese-layer of a French onion soup.

Not shoes, but my boss gave me a fun new watch today.

Uncooth is already an adjective.

Interestingly, it comes from a family of adjectives that add “th” to the end to make nouns. Long > length. Warm > warmth. Strong > strength.

I don’t know about the book, but the bear holding it has white fur.

The female dinosaurs who talk to each other seem to be talking about eating men. So I think that’s a no on the Bechdel test but still feminist.

I love that tempura mix! Add some ice to the batter to make sure it’s really cold when you dip the veggies in. Also, add a little sesame oil to the oil you’re deep frying in. Makes a difference.

Me too...If you want to up your game (which, if you don’t no judgement, truly...I support you) Tillman’s farm makes maraschino cherries that are made with sugar (not hfcs) and natural red dyes (beets maybe?) but still have that fakeola cherry zing that I love so much.

You need this gif.

If you’ve never watched Josie and the Pussycats....seriously do so. Despite what the marketing made it look like, it’s actually a giant satire of commercialization and pop music/pop culture in general. It’s no lie one of my favorite movies, and I feel like it never had a chance thanks to people thinking it was just…

Pshh, I'm a man's man and I never fall for cuteness stories.

This is how I feel in a maxi dress. I don’t care how you think I look.