Hmm... this has me thinking that a goth-themed cafe, with appropriately dressed baristas, would be a great money-maker. Especially if you deliberately went overboard for humor value.

I would have brought all the tribes together and said, "Hey guys, great news. The Crows are going to let us all pass through the wall unharmed and we can live beyond the Wall safe from the White Walkers for as long as we want. They will give us a huge swath of land called 'The Gift' to settle and farm. All we have to…

Puke & rally.

Wow, this comment is a lot like how I play golf: all over the place, clunky, full of misplaced anger at forces beyond my control or understanding, and possibly drunk.

All hail Grover Bluejoy! Er... um.... does that make his puppeteer the "hand of the king" by default?

I've gotten into the habit of using this as an all-purpose exclamation.

I like to imagine that these are not monks, but a bunch of Dementors (or perhaps Nazgul) blowing off steam after a hard day of spreading suffering and hopelessness to wizard/elven/hobbit/human/muggle-kind.

actually, that's a great idea. if you have bear arms, you can rip out their throats when necessary.

I grew up to be an accountant, not a murderer.

I need to be friends with you. The last essay I wrote in college was about how opera offered the audience (who, during the earlier operas, would be drinking, eating, AND gambling while watching the opera) a way to imagine making terrible life decisions. I called it "opera logic" and used the word "escapism" a lot. And…

the fucking, whiskey, mozart and sodomy party will be at my place!

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Every time I see this gif I'm reminded of the person who pointed out that her braid goes through her arm at some point. :( Ruined everything about this gif for me.

When Chainz appeared on Grace's show Tuesday night, it was not to fall in love—at first.

But the merchant was a very important person. He sold monogramed thermos clay jugs.

Oh Saks. No.

Teatime Machismo: Band name, yes or no?

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The story of how the creator of this movie came up with the idea for the film is an interesting one. He was on a seaside vacation with his family in Western Ireland when he came across fishermen who were killing seals. Which a generation ago was unheard of because local legend and myths said that the seals were…