What guinea pigs?

I have to assume that this doesn't apply to small, independent art films like Lesbian Spank Inferno.

I am strongly anti-spoiler, and yet I am strangely tempted. Let's compromise and tweet fake spoilers at her. SMAUG WAS A GIRL ALL ALONG. RADAGAST IS ACTUALLY SAURON. GRUMPY AND SLEEPY GET MURDERED BY DARK ELVES FROM KEEBLERWOOD.

"Every inch of this creation"?

At least it's not the original chivalric code, which was pretty much "Hey, knights, quit raping everybody, I keep getting angry barons demanding compensation."

Caramel Machete is now my stage name. Called it.

Omfg now I kind of want to get a cat just so I can name it Burlap.

In a world where being a makeup artist is outlawed. All outlaws will be makeup artists.

Aww! Chickens are the cutest little dinosaurs...when they don't squawk all damn day. I think the reason we started eating them in the first place was they're so fucking loud and annoying. Also, I've never felt bad for eating chicken or pork, because I've got family out in the sticks and I've seen some shit, like, some…

I adored Rosalind Russell's wardrobe in the movie " His Girl Friday".

I would buy one of those cloth bags that they probably sell in the grocery store and put it in my backpack. Before I went into the store, I would take out the bag and put my back back in it and carry it around. They don't have a problem with big open bags, then they should't have a problem with you carrying one.

SLURRED LIMES: The new hit single by Dummy McRapperson.

Don't worry, regression to the mean (people's kids having IQs closer to average than their parents) happens all the time. It also means you don't have to worry about lower IQ people having children together, because their kids tend to be smarter than them.

These baked-goods tutorials you speak of are something I could support! He'll have to make use of tarts somehow, obviously...

Quiche! Galette! Tarts! Apple! Banoffee! Mud!

You bet yer hoop skirt I do

And this is why I'm now spending Saturday nights at home with my cat, Professor Boyfriend.

May I play?!

How about #liestoldbyindividualhumanbeingsbutletsbehonestonlybecauseanimalsdon'ttalk. - Nailed it.

This is Lifehacker, the post should be, "What is the most EFFICIENT sex position!"