"No more shall I be known as the Viper of Dorne. From this day forth, I shall be.... the Dickupine."

What guinea pigs?

What is best in life?

I have to assume that this doesn't apply to small, independent art films like Lesbian Spank Inferno.

I am strongly anti-spoiler, and yet I am strangely tempted. Let's compromise and tweet fake spoilers at her. SMAUG WAS A GIRL ALL ALONG. RADAGAST IS ACTUALLY SAURON. GRUMPY AND SLEEPY GET MURDERED BY DARK ELVES FROM KEEBLERWOOD.

I always though that Satan was the ultimate Fall Guy.

...economists are encouraged to tell "difficult truths,"...

"Every inch of this creation"?

At least it's not the original chivalric code, which was pretty much "Hey, knights, quit raping everybody, I keep getting angry barons demanding compensation."

Caramel Machete is now my stage name. Called it.

Omfg now I kind of want to get a cat just so I can name it Burlap.

They can go to their own measles academy.

*Illusion of Shelf

In a world where being a makeup artist is outlawed. All outlaws will be makeup artists.

Now that I've interpreted the question properly, I immediately went into "computer science geek, mathematical algorithm analysis mode." Here's as far as my analysis has gotten:

Aww! Chickens are the cutest little dinosaurs...when they don't squawk all damn day. I think the reason we started eating them in the first place was they're so fucking loud and annoying. Also, I've never felt bad for eating chicken or pork, because I've got family out in the sticks and I've seen some shit, like, some…

OOH DE LALLY, MOTHERFUCKERS

I adored Rosalind Russell's wardrobe in the movie " His Girl Friday".

If you have stains or sticky things that need cleaning? Goo gone can work wonders. I would love to say a whole list of things it can fix, but I haven't slept much in a week, so my mind isn't quite there. Just try it, trust me, it's pretty amazing.