A friend owned this, and I thought he was ridiculous for owning such a huge unitasking machine, just for prepping apples.

“Find comfort in prayer and good works”

I’m in tech, and I had to state my “range” when taking a recent contract gig. I surveyed *dozens* of my friends, got several calculations, and everything added up to the same crazy-sounding number (roughly double a normal engineer salary in Silicon Valley, so truly crazy-pants digits).

I am The Queen’s 6. That’s 17.6 Hogsheads and a dram of sexiness.

“imposes this abominable thing by which we hide women and make them live a hidden life.”

I mean, Gaga could really work the “hat made from a cast of my own rack” look, so props to Meghan for trying it.

*mostly* horrible.

#ProudFemaleSchlubClub

Alternatively, “Trophy” is a pretty good name for the next Palin baby.

A hot beef injection is traditional.

True animal facts: the Stellar Sea Eagle contains more awesome by weight than any other eagle.

It ain’t local or patriotic as a bald eagle, but I would dearly love to see a Steller’s Sea Eagle deployed against them.

“Waft over” economics. You still don’t get the money, but you can smell it if the wind is blowing in the right direction.

Reykjavik, Iceland has a Chuck Norris themed bar.

That man is an artwork.

Not for this year, but a previous year I tried to get all of the professions in World of Warcraft, in real-life. I didn’t get around to all of them, but I did some jewelcrafting (glass working), leatherworking, sewing, cooking, enchanting (electronics class), alchemy (making cordials). My planned herbology hike from…

I learned that *nothing* is good enough for that whey-faced demon Mary Berry. If someone makes you scones, YOU DO NOT MAKE THAT PURSED MOUTH LITTLE EXPRESSION OF DISPLEASURE, MARY BERRY, YOU SAY THANK YOU AND MOVE ON. THAT IS COURTESY.

The saddest Wes Anderson movie ever.

That my grandmother’s house was going to explode at any time.