I HAD HER!

No, just in Iceland.

I ate shrimp* while wearing poly-blend men’s trousers. I think that gets me a three-fer.

I just saw Crimson Peak, and now I NEED more elaborately costumed horror. Got any suggestions?

There are exactly two ways to eat cauliflower:

There is no way to talk about California cheese without sounding like you’re ordering medical pot, is there?

My impress-people-recipe: A brie wedge (or goat cheese log) from TJs, wrapped in puff pastry to be placed in the oven till brown and gooey, and then topped with the TJs cranberry chutney (if in season).

Ooh, I think I’ve had that.... Related, I’m taking a trip through England, Brussels, Netherlands and Denmark in a month. I’m gonna eat nothing but cheese the whole time.

Let’s put a little fig jam on that. Rrrrrrrawr.

Favorite cheeses, Jezzies? Mine is Manchego, or any aged cheese with the little crunchie salt bits in it. Today I learned those are called tyroline clusters or CHEESE CRYSTALS https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_cr….

Important announcement: these are Target-exclusive, so save yourself a search and just go there. They are also apparently different than last year’s dreadful Pumpkin Spice M&Ms. Lattes make everything better.

The pumpkin spice latte ones are different. They’re also a Target exclusive, which is why you can’t find them elsewhere.

BRB, going to see if that striped-shirt Gob Bluth lookin’ one is single.

My cousin’s grandfather was performing that ceremony and passed out on the stage. We all worried about his life for about 15 minutes while he was cared for. Eventually he was rehydrated and feeling ok, but a pinch-hitter had to finish the ceremony. Still good wedding.

Was it from a flask smuggled in by a groomsman? Good wedding.

My friends had it as their wedding reading. I cried.

Was there food, that you could eat? Good wedding.

Show-and-tell: I’m making a game about running a hipster restaurant.

I want some brave woman to date one of these guys, put a bit of bacon up there, and when it falls out during sex, tell them that that’s what a hymen looks like. “Oh, yeah, it’s supposed to smell hickory-smoked, that’s how you can tell I’m a for-real virgin”

If the sunfish is an example, your fish-drawing ability is god-like.*