Fuck and marry the SpiderTeddy. A garment like that looks like it’d keep things fresh in the bedroom throughout a marriage, and I think that’s important for a long-term bond with a dress.

Nice. I love fancy old-person shoes. I get mine at Goodwill, and as a sweaty-footed person I like pierced wingtips.

Jessica Simpson and Carlos Santana are my celebrity fashionline favorites.

Nah, it’s like Firefly, if Mal were a chain-smoking grannie in a caftan.

Or a lesbian road-trip buddy movie.

Serious proposal:

THIS IS PHENOMENAL. I never knew that. Is that where uncouth (or “uncoulth”) comes from?

It’s like Comic Sans got drunk on chardonnay and started wearing a cheap pink feather boa.

Rickety hickory dock.

I thought it was a mustache. That’s how bad it is.

Usually means that you’ve completed your required coursework, and proposed a dissertation topic to an advancement committee (who approved it). Sometimes there’s a qualifying exam.

I read that as the caption to the pancake photo, and was like, DAMN this man has dedication and passion to RUN tO THE PAnCAKEs OF HIS DREaMS. RESPECTS.

This is important and valuable information, thanks :-) I do crepes in coconut oil, so I’m curious to try the sesame oil.

I just got access to a deep fryer (yay, roommate) and has been learning the dark arts of the deep-fry... We bought this box of just-add-water tempura mix on a whim and were expecting it to be pretty bad. But it was actually great. They have it at safeway for a dollar.

Pumpkin/squash/kabocha! Omnomnomnom.

34. Keeps mad laboratory neat, cleans own twisted glassware, takes equal responsibility for any spawned horror beasts. Looks good in slightly burnt labcoat.

I read #5 as “Is casually good at naps” and was like ‘yeah, I’m into that’.

Mad Max inspired Burning Man.

Some friends brought homemade maraschino cherries (from their own damn cherry tree, the showoff bastards) to a party. Gods and angels, those were good.

BITCHES ALWAYS BE USING CHROME SPRAY PAINT, RIGHT?