Fuck and marry the SpiderTeddy. A garment like that looks like it’d keep things fresh in the bedroom throughout a marriage, and I think that’s important for a long-term bond with a dress.

Nice. I love fancy old-person shoes. I get mine at Goodwill, and as a sweaty-footed person I like pierced wingtips.

Jessica Simpson and Carlos Santana are my celebrity fashionline favorites.

I’m putting that as my work mission statement for the year.

Nah, it’s like Firefly, if Mal were a chain-smoking grannie in a caftan.

Or a lesbian road-trip buddy movie.

Serious proposal:

THIS IS PHENOMENAL. I never knew that. Is that where uncouth (or “uncoulth”) comes from?

It’s like Comic Sans got drunk on chardonnay and started wearing a cheap pink feather boa.

I’m an engineer who hangs out with a lot of libertarian engineers. It’s the Grand Refactoring Dream.

Potential titles:

I mean, that is a pretty fetching vase.

Rickety hickory dock.

That’s called “people skills” and “team management”

I thought it was a mustache. That’s how bad it is.

Usually means that you’ve completed your required coursework, and proposed a dissertation topic to an advancement committee (who approved it). Sometimes there’s a qualifying exam.

By the same guy. It’s on the link ;-)

“As we can see, the Mona Lisa is just colored pigments embedded in oils, suspended on a sheet of plywood, creating the illusion of a person. Nevertheless a bit cool.”

I read that as the caption to the pancake photo, and was like, DAMN this man has dedication and passion to RUN tO THE PAnCAKEs OF HIS DREaMS. RESPECTS.

My god.