If there’s no Stormer, then there’s no climactic Kimber/Stormer big screen kiss.

I think this is in the wrong thread. But if Books 4 and 5 feature the Starks moving to the Orange County to found an ill-advised real-estate company, IM BECOMING A BOOK READER.

http://arrestedwesteros.com/

(googled for ‘shark eating hipster’, the internet provides)

I bet she’s named after someone’s mum. Aw.

That would make Margaery the rack upon which you could build an empire.

Cersei juice = best wine euphemism ever

It takes a manly man to cry . It takes an even manlier man to cry while covered in tiny tiny kittens* so you should get some kittens just in case.

Nope, I can not see him without mentally replacing him with Richmond from the IT Crowd.

“Your necklace hanging from my neck, the night we couldn’t quite forget, when we decided to move the furniture so we could dance, baby, like we stood a chance. Two paper airplanes flying, flying.” <blood sprays from enormous fake nipples>

I keep waiting for Miley Cyrus to bring back Elizabethan ruffs and giant embroidered mutton sleeve gowns. Then I can buy knockoffs at Forever 21 for ten bucks.

I would have this cloak. I will use it to hide my secrets my secret lover, or my secret and scandalous pregnancies.

Every outfit in this movie is my fashion inspiration.

Maxi dresses, or as we called them through history, dresses.

That’s amaaazing! You should’ve kept it on there. “Is that a snake on the cake?” “Oh, no, it’s a decorative fondant swag. It’s a design element” “It’s....it’s eating the cake topper”

Go Slugs!

There are accounts of men pulling out oranges from them to impress the ladies, according to Rabelais

Jelly gets literally pressed through a sieve to filter out all the bits, jam doesn’t. Preserves have even bigger fruit bits, which is why they are the best of all.

My real body is naked and lumpy and strange and I’m fine with it.

Waitwaitwait.....silver velvet high-quality leggings?