I've never seen jersey looking that elegant.
The only American abortion is to have the baby, and then leave it in a national forest to be carried away by bald eagles.
As I was waking through the recently-built library in suburban Atlanta, I noticed, amongst the plasticy brightly color spines of all the brand new books, a tattered leather-and-gilding shine glinting from the bottom shelf. I picked it up, and it was a brand new book about people who get really excited about old books.
You might enjoy the Cinderella plot from Girl Genius, in which an inventor-girl Cinderella plays mad steampunk havoc with two sexy steampunk princes.
The three crows were wildly racist caricatures. So right up his alley.
I got the women in science set for Christmas and am 32. Appropriate for all ages!
Wait, some proposals come with chocolate cake? I am rapidly revising my stance on marriage!
My grandmother told me that the Amish were stealing things from her porch. No, you don't always believe what your grandmother says.
As someone who is losing a lot of iron right now (thanks female biology) I think I need some raisin toast.
It's the raised eyebrow of a Texas oilman's wife, when the county sheriff drives up to her rambling ranch-style mansion, asking where her husband's at, and, as she kicks a little more dirt onto the slightly raised mound of fresh soil at her feet, asks the sheriff if he'd like to come in for a little drink.
Makin' a generative flower evolver.
If you ever find yourself with a spare $150, pick up the Metropolitan Opera's Ring Cycle, the one with the enormous metal moving stage. Completely ridiculous over-the-top performances, especially Bryn Terfel, and Deborah Voight, and I love it to bits.
Also, is this *not* the sweatshop system? It's not like we have any way of checking the working conditions, coercion, or abuse in these places. The grand old tradition of the British workhouse was supposed to be an alternative to prostitution, too.
If someone pitches a script about this particular set of cross-dressing jewel thieves, I'm 100% certain it should be called "Inside Man"
Any day now, we're going to discover that Taco Bell is the largest single funder in the marijuana legalization campaigns. Because seriously, they're trying to corner that market.
Hiram McDaniels should be in more D&D campaigns.
My dog never plays the pianoforte, or crochets doilies, or serves tea to my business associates.
I'm an AI researcher, so I developed an app to decide the color of the dress.
Ew. Male bleeding.