Also, "female bleeding"? Female bleeding is when I nick myself with an xacto knife and stomp around my apartment screaming swear words.
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Dementors suck all the happiness out of people, which means that the Dementors themselves are *full of happiness*. That's just physics.
MONK FIGHT!
Martin's West, a gastropub in Redwood City, does scotch eggs with *quail eggs*. It raises the number that you can eat without damaging yourself, plus increases the sausage-and-fried/egg ratio. I get them every year for my birthday.
That sounds fantastic. Yeah, no reason that cheesy has to be sex-themed cheese (especially if the bride isn't into it). Other cheesy activities:
Consider how you are dressed.
We filled her hair with raw eggs! Then piled it high and covered it with plastic!
My sex-paladin casts "Taunt of Slut" at the Archconservative for 10 damage.
As a Californian, I only eat free range linguinis grown in our offshore Linguini farms.
Hmmm, Peggy's a brunette, Natasha's a redhead, and Betty's a blonde....
Well now I'm shipping her and Black Widow. Thanks.
I just inhaled suddenly and sharply when looking at that bottle. Get in mah booze cabinet now, you magnificent bastard!
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LOL, nope. In more modern words, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.
Yeah, you like my large brightly-colored thorax, baby. Yeah, you do, yeah baby... *waggle*
The solution would be to have enough corgis so that when you trip on one, there's a convenient corgi pile underneath you to break your fall.
Unlikely theory:
I have a regular opera night where we watch HD opera projected on my apartment's wall, get drunk on cheap champagne and yell at the screen ("Fuckin' Italian clowns making bad life choices").