“Avid outdoorsman” means “murders bears”.

IQ test: Talk to someone about politics for ten minutes. If the word ‘Benghazi’ comes out of their mouth there is a 93% chance they are an idiot.

If Kevin Durant had won, TMac wouldn’t have said boo. Fact: Steph deserved it more than LeBron, and more than Durant, and more than Westbrook, and more than Anthony Davis. Those are all great, great players.

There are some great additions below but I think your list is nearly perfect in terms of “Oh right, I remember that guy” factor. Really nicely done.

Raiden from the game Mortal Kombat.

Sunaya is a pretty fuckin’ funny name.

I half agree with you. I expected to see Kasich acting like a pouty child and instead I saw an ordinary politician sticking to ordinary talking points. Have to say I was disappointed.

“..all parties involved no longer desire prosecution.”

This story makes me so angry. What an awful bunch of leeches and sociopaths. Anyone involved in this show should be absolutely embarrassed to be associated with it. I wish there was some way for Tom to sue these shitbags. This should be a high-profile story that becomes a huge embarrassment for the network. Ugh, ugh,…

I didn’t know she was doing a porn scene. That’s awesome. Will she get f*cked from behind by a Dennis Hastert lookalike?

According to the report the officials missed eight calls in the last two minutes, versus a handful (zero to three) per game over the last several games. Way to surpass expectations!

It’s really funny that he was charged with a count for each teammate in the photo since the only way those people could have seen his dong was later when they saw the photo, along with everyone else. What an arbitrary choice.

Someone somewhere is blaming the ridiculous charges on Obama.

I think the fact that the Bloody Sock game is indeed so iconic is the evidence for why it’s not some anti-Schilling vendetta. If they’d trimmed a bunch of clips of him talking about the series and looking as interesting and level-headed as he does when he talks sports, I could see that. But lopping off an entire game,…

Maybe someday Doc Rivers will wake up and realize that he should have been to his kids what his mom was to him.

Schilling’s one of those morons who think anyone speaking up against racism is racist. I’m sure he has an “#AllLivesMatter” t-shirt somewhere in his closet.

Ever notice that when guys want to get all emotional they always say “I love you, man” because “I love you” by itself is too meaningful? Have to add the “man” which is the verbal equivalent of a vigorous backslap or a “no homo”. A couple of weeks ago Bayless and STEPHEN A. argued about whether Jeter or Kobe was…

Why does he list all this shit in grams? It was my understanding there would be no math this morning..

Was Bayless ever not an embarrassment? Like, at one point did he say or write things that were just vein-popping rants about things nobody cares about? He’s unwatchable on ESPN, now he’ll be unwatchable on Fox.

“As you can see..” or would be able to if a GIF was chosen which had a clear angle of the actual injury. If it was on this play it was at the tail end when Henderson is between us and Paul’s hand.