I don’t think the splitting-the-check story is that weird. Different wealthy people handle that situation differently. I’m guessing that Tiger really, really wanted to just be one of these guys, and getting the check kind of ruins that, right? It opens up the idea that they’re just hanging out with him because he’s…

It’s easy to say Dana White is a useless middleman now that UFC is doing really well, but I think he deserves a lot of the credit. He’s less of a sleazy scumbag than most boxing promoters and this alone would make the UFC worth watching.

Are you one of those “free speech means nobody gets to criticize the shit I say” types?

It was a pretty convincing theory, based on her reaction and that she’s hot and, well, him.

From the linked article about Letang’s neck slash: “The NHL believes his left glove or the end of his stick catches a stanchion on the glass.” Well, the NHL is stupid. He absolutely, positively throws some serious force behind that slash, and the butt end of his stick isn’t even at the stanchion yet. He even swivels…

Took a little long to develop but good joke anyway

She’s hot

I thought Brick felt like an overly long student film and I didn’t understand the hype. That movie makes me nervous about Ep. VIII.

Han Solo being shipped off in carbonite wasn’t a cliffhanger?

Southwest started the low-cost craze, flying exclusively through the less-trafficked airports, cutting costs by offering no meal service, using a single type of plane for easier maintenance and quicker turnarounds etc. They did it first and better. Spirit and Ryanair are the nickle-and-dime variety of low cost.

I don’t even understand some of the racist-fu here. What are “rivers of the grape kind”? And having a “colored running the country” — is that a quote from a movie or something? Why would someone pretend to be surprised that Obama has been president since, like, they were 11 years old? What’s the joke here?

I love how people here protect dumb f*cking racists. If you call the President of the United States a “watermelon-eating baboon” in front of a bunch of people you deserve whatever blowback you get. F*ck these racist a-holes.

They probably should have been quieter about it. That record will stand for like a day.

I don’t get what the advantage is here. Seems much more efficient to just bring the bat up for a normal bunt. What’s the rule at play that makes this a decent swing? If she is unable to connect — which seems like it would happen more often than not — it still counts as a strike, right? And it seems just as likely to…

My favorite quote from Avatar: “An article that’s nothing but Avatar quotes is about the laziest fucking thing I can imagine.”

Couldn’t he have meant that Smith was no saint? How does someone capitalize a word out loud? Is there a special Fleur-de-lis hand sign?

Out today: Smith was shot seven times in the back and once in the front. Holy moley. Hayes felt threatened my ass. Maybe his manhood, but there’s no “stand your ground” law for that.

“And I’m talking about blowjobs, Tracy.”

Remember when Kobe decided he needed to look more angry so he wore this face for most of a season before realizing it actually looked totally douchey and stopped doing it? I won’t miss that guy.

Christians, basically. Homosexual behavior is treated in the Bible like a sin, so in order for them to be able to shun these gay sinners they need to be able to consider it a behavioral thing and not a biological characteristic. “Lifestyle” means “it’s just a choice you’re making, so I can feel good about being mean…