This doesn’t seem like a tough case to adjudicate. Put the two contracts in front of a judge. If the New Balance contract does not, in fact, include reductions, Nike loses. Right?

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The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

I say this as a card-carrying gay, this is not necessarily the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, but it’s not necessarily NOT the gayest thing I’ve ever seen either.

Fuck you, Deadspin. Greg Oden deserves a 4th (5th?) shot.

Classic Robert Horry. Demoralizing people in the last 5 seconds of things he’s only moderately good at.

Apparently, it’s the funny disease.

I would argue the goalkeeper had the worst gaffe... poor field conditions cause that ball to catch and it took a nasty spin back at the player that he wasn’t expecting.

My uncle who was a Lakers season ticket holder in the 70s and 80s, watching Curry in the Playoffs last year: “Yeah he’s pretty good, he has the handles of Isaiah Thomas, and the shot of Jerry West. Damn if only Jerry had had a 3-point line we would’ve had a couple more banners.”

Really wasn't. Pause the video when he picks his dribble up. Takes two steps.

Your analysis is by far the best five seconds that I have ever spent reading about SAS. Muppet Howard Cosell + Mars Blackmon is spot fucking on.