I wish my kids looked at me the way Thomas's does after being out of work for 11 months

I stress out when I’m sitting in foul ball territory and there are no children around. What do I do with the ball if I get one?!

Looking at that header photo, I’m reminded that it all comes back to that hair.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

Ichiro did an impression: https://www.mlb.com/video/ichiro-congratulates-griffey/c-29604477

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Number 0 for Alabama should have his scholarship revoked for that play. He looked like George Michael Bluth when you throw him something.

This is far better than that “Win a National Championship Get Free Big Macs” promo.

B.J. in 2015.  B.J. again in 2019.  I think all the married guys can relate.

Dan Snyder really needs to have Zach Brown banned. 

Johnson presumably had the leg up for this spot by virtue of having been originally drafted by Washington team president Bruce Allen

It is entirely possible all of this is a blip, that the Jaguars offense will return to being merely mediocre, and that’ll be enough for another deep playoff run.

Usually the ball can be found below the D.

Who is this Nik Stauskas you speak of? I only know of him by his legal name...

they can’t make the Indians give him back, that would be offensive

Well, I know the Mack Khalil will make you jump, jump. As I assume, will the Khalil Mack.

You’d think, by the tenth straight curve, one of baseball’s great mashers would’ve been all over that sucker, but there you would be wrong. no way Jose.