There’s no pleasing the entire Star Wars fan base. They should have just released a different movie in each state, and told fans to drive to whichever ending they wanted. 

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

“...against a rolling Stephen Strasburg...”

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

I still get tripped up on “misled”.  In my head, I always read it as “my-zeld”.

This is playing the game the right way. It’s entertaining.

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

Firefly and Gravity are your benchmarks for the attempted realism of physics in microgravity? That’s super fucking sad. Moonraker is the only legitimate science-based space film. Outlander is a close second. 

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Let’s not be hasty. The dog didn’t bite anyone. Threats are forgivable. Like when Democrats in the House and Senate granted President Bush authority to threaten Iraq with military force. The threat of force was acceptable, but actually carrying out the threat was not. Any sensible liberal will tell you that.

he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

Cum with me if you want to live...?

The Asian

Exactly!

Excessive amounts of squeezing involving a Melvin? This negotiation is shaping up to be one bogus journey.

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

“Mariner’s long hard dong caused by Tiger’s huge boner.”

The commercial in the comments is AMAZING