“EST-CE QUE VOUS SOULEVEZ MEME, BRO?”

But hold on... if you watch the replay slowly, and focus on the legs, you can see... riiiiight there.

The mantis is clearly kneeling. During the anthem.

BOOM.

#BlackLivesMantis

I know we all love to rip Winston, but I applaud his comments here, and I hope he continues to learn and grow with each mistake. It’d be awesome to watch a 9ft professor play QB.

Actually that’s two birds, because as the old phrase goes a “bird in the hand is worth two in the bush leagues.”

I can’t look at that picture and not think about the 13 fumbles he’s had last season. 

He’s going to play in San Francisco, now it’s Bougie. 

1 is right

I was kawhing when I picked you
Now I’m trying to forget you
Your D is sweet misery
I was kawhing just to play you
Now I’m dying cause I let you
Do what you do - but in LA

WE’RE GOING TO MAMA LUCCIA’S!!!!!

I’m a Caps fan so although the hockey is great, I wish all the Golden Knights except Nate Schmidt would spontaneously combust, and the trophy (and Nate Schmidt) would be given to the Caps and I could not die of a heart attack, thx.

What if the penalty is declined?

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

Saved by the Bell-y

As a general DC sports fan, and a die hard Caps fan, I have been waiting for this moment for years. First of all, fuck all of you. Second, fuck all of those people who are chirping about how making a conference final doesn’t mean anything. Well, it was tough for us, SO BACK OFF. Finally, to Ovi and the rest of the…

I’d just like to use this space to say that somehow the Detroit Lions are probably the Detroit team that’s best and has the brightest future right now and that makes me immensely sad and I would please like 500 drinks.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Dr. Strickland: “I couldn’t in good conscience abandon the test when we were so far along“

Curry off the bench is dangerous. Take it from me, a guy who once ate some curry I found on a bench.

James finished with a perfectly respectable 26-13-11