I’m a Caps fan so although the hockey is great, I wish all the Golden Knights except Nate Schmidt would spontaneously combust, and the trophy (and Nate Schmidt) would be given to the Caps and I could not die of a heart attack, thx.

What if the penalty is declined?

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

Saved by the Bell-y

As a general DC sports fan, and a die hard Caps fan, I have been waiting for this moment for years. First of all, fuck all of you. Second, fuck all of those people who are chirping about how making a conference final doesn’t mean anything. Well, it was tough for us, SO BACK OFF. Finally, to Ovi and the rest of the…

I’d just like to use this space to say that somehow the Detroit Lions are probably the Detroit team that’s best and has the brightest future right now and that makes me immensely sad and I would please like 500 drinks.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Dr. Strickland: “I couldn’t in good conscience abandon the test when we were so far along“

Curry off the bench is dangerous. Take it from me, a guy who once ate some curry I found on a bench.

James finished with a perfectly respectable 26-13-11

“Sullivan said Aston-Reese has a broken jaw that will require surgery and a concussion.”

I don’t see what all the fuss is about. He was clearly trying to sub out. Why else would he have landed where he did?

Another quote from him in the article:

I know popular sentiment might be with Ovechkin finally winning one but you have to remember he’s an unreserved Putin supporter. Sidney Crosby on the other hand, a true Canadian patriot, has almost certainly never voted so as not to offend anyone.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

No, because destiny is not calling Hassan Whiteside for anything.

I once got ejected in high school but I preempted it by getting out of the car.

It’s the catchers’ fault. Should have called for their sliders.

I sent one about how Deadspin isn’t asking the real questions in sports like, “If woodpeckers can bang their head against trees for hours on end why doesn’t science woodpeckerize football player heads?”

Kobe didn’t rape that girl...... Mike Tyson maybe but this slut new he was married set his reservation and room. She knowingly was involved in cheating not rape. Quit smearing the goat because you are some ugly bitch that needs to get laid. Tired of you dumb bitches like you