Bama, Nova - both teams known affectionately by the last 4 letters

But he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, so that has to be worth something.

I suppose you want to take my baby’s gun away too.

Scout: The rumor is your mother is a prostitute.

Remember, that was the year that JaVale McGee

Not surprised. You sheeple need to wake up. Stadium scams? Please. The real money is in underground mascot race action. Julio winning at +3500 is the reason the Marlins got sold. But you didn’t hear it from me.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Oh really? Wow, I’m surprised. I’ve made some changes, added a few teams, and I think I’ve made it work now. Wizards DEFINITELY say yes this time.

Very true - I mean look at last year. Both Harden and Westbrook shot more, made less, and turned it over more than John Wall and they’re both fucking trash.

Pats up by 1 or 2 late, Eagles maneuver into chip shot range, Pats call timeout right at the snap as the kicker bangs it through, on the re-do a Pats player uses illegal leverage to block the kick and it doesn’t get called.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

Sharks and Jets just won’t stop going at it, eh

Haha. Dude, White Bear fucked me up. I remember watching it and then just sitting there in silence after it was done, not moving. I’ve been rewatching some older episodes lately, but I don’t know if I can watch that one again, even though it is one of my favorites.

Stay with me on this one. What if a few of the aliens “got off” on the human porn and then this whole subgenre of fucked up human porn gained popularity on their home planet and the aliens that were into it were considered weird and they had to hide their “creepy” human porn fetish. Imagine some alien wife coming home…

“a freaky sci-fi movie in which Livingston drains Kirkland of life by pressing their foreheads together.”

This is why you should never hire a fox to coach bears.

Talib has an interesting take on keeping the chains moving.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.