Don't mock the Browns . They nailed their pre-draft comparison of Brandon Weeden to Paul Blake

Deadspin commenters are notoriously calm when detained twice by the TSA for no reason

This isn't the first time Halak and Oates have been Out of Touch.

I believe it's called Manifest Destiny

He decided not to quit on the Skins when he realized DeSean Jackson would do it by the first minicamp

Damn, then what type of goggles should we wear when he runs through Soldier Field?

It's Always Sucky in Philadelphia

Not π times out of mmm...π?

There should be a Silver Lining to this story, but WMATA hasn't finished testing yet.

Milwaukee really needs to lay off the Mayo.

Generally Tspeaking, that is.

Livin' Latvia Loca

That doesn't make it a scam - you're paying $[quantifiable sum] extra for infinity extra cables. 10 crappy cables for the cost of 10 crappy cables is different than 1 crappy cable for the cost of 10 crappy cables, which was the argument inherent in the original bad analogy.

Monster cables are insured for life so if one dies, you just go to Guitar Center and swap it for a new one. Good luck trying that with a pair of Beats headphones.

100 Yards Of Solitude: A magically realistic history of gays in the NFL

It should be noted that Orakpo was a 4-3 DE at Texas. So was Ryan Kerrigan at Purdue.

In Russian, the word for all enclosed spaces is "closet"

Why is everyone making such a big deal about him being a thug? I don't care if he's a thug. I only care if he can play.