Too bad about those roads and public school funding though.....

TL:DR?

I want to offer a sincere, unironic thank you for this post.

Are we referring to NBA2K in this story?

Reddit does something right for once.

Missed connections:

Next time they should hire some auteur who doesn’t care if anyone watches his movie or not. Preferably a French person who always wears a beret and smokes with a cigarette holder.

I think the reason it felt so believable to WoW players is because HOLY SHIT were there some stupid people playing that game. We’ve all experienced the joy of a Leeroy in our group at least once.

What an odd question, considering you revealed in your own post that your father almost died from it.

“Somehow, a new player-created holiday became a story about conflict, betrayal and the disappearance of an entire civilization.”

So, they invented Thanksgiving?

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

Uh, that one terrorist guy with explosives is why we have to take our shoes off.

“Please don’t pack grenades”

Dead people rotting in front of their TV’s and people who can’t find their remotes are the keys to ratings success at CBS. Every show they have can’t be “TV’s #1 show” in whatever category they are in.

You just gave them an idea for their next Neflix show.

I prefer my ancient emperors with thick American accents.

I suppose their Roomba is pushing the “I’m still watching” button?

I think it’s high time we get a movie with the historically more accurate British usurpers speaking Mongrel Latin, flecked with Gothic.

I think that’s the same basic reasoning that gives us ancient Roman emperors speaking with British accents. 

One of the best Fallout 4 mods took the stupidly dumbed down conversation options and changed them all into what your character is actually going to say. Sounds like this game needs a bit of that kind of love.