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Hannibal the Cannibal
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There’s far too many gender issues in this story than one could unpack in ten lifetimes.

Man, I hope this comes to Android before nobody cares anymore.

Where are the fathers? Why aren’t the mothers doing a better job at raising these thugs?

Next update: Medic can fly.

It looks like they have turned the Pyro into pharah

I mean, I really like the Mercy we got, but I’d be all for this version coming along as a high end skin with custom voice/sound effects. The fan base would get in a tizzy over that.

I wish the stuff I liked had a fandom as dedicated as Overwatch’s.

The motherfucking President of the United States can’t manage to do this very basic function. In 2017 not being a monster is worthy of applause (I mean this genuinely).

Basically every single Counterstrike/Call of Duty/Battlefields game has been about Terrorism which is a current political issue. This is no different.

I mean, how’s is that a bad thing? This entire franchise has always been about killing Nazis, when America is literally being taken over by them it’s not hard for the developers to market it as a stand against them.

Why cares? They’re Nazis.

I can punch Nazis. I’m willing to order based just on that.

I’m sure Breitbart is just chomping at the bit to make an offer and turn ABC into the second 24 hour all-white supremacist network. Fox News being the first of course.

I’ve got no qualms with incentivizing good. If only because man’s true nature is to crush another’s skull for a loaf of bread.

It is exceedingly unlikely that the people feeling the symptoms are conspiring with each other, or anyone else for that matter. Instead, the vague suggestion of illness primes a group of people to begin associating any and all ill feelings to an insidious force.

The game has been in development since 2014. When he says “we weren’t being political,” I think he’s referring to their decision three years ago to make a Nazi-killing sequel to a Nazi-killing game in a Nazi-killing franchise that’s been around as long as Donkey Kong.

The idea of the “Liberal Media” has always been predicated on the idea that Harvard and Yale are really far-out leftist hotspots.

I’m growing increasingly credulous to the claim that the rate of sociopathy in the general population is higher than we want to admit.

I was laughing already, but the ending had me in tears

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.