I never realized how badly I wanted this to be a thing, until right now.

Finally, a use for it!

Something about that cover art makes me want to play the game more than any actual gameplay video or trailer.

Man knows his audience.

He’ll only eat their brains.

I think it was a mouse click for me. That was quite the ordeal. I had to download several external programs to do something like slow down the game and multiply the number of clicks for it to work. That’s actually a big reason I never replayed that game after the first time.

Now imagine trying to do that with a keyboard and mouse.

That, or the pilot saw it coming and deliberately flew into it.

Before, I’d imagine.

Don’t worry: they’re all probably still running Windows XP.

I’m just going to say it again for emphasis. Seventy. Five. Years. Old.

If rugby was like this, I would watch a lot more rugby.

Oh, the stories we could tell.

I work in something of a tech support capacity: yes, we do answer them. No matter how ridiculous the question, or how little they may understand, we still have to do our best.

I’ve worked in a library: there’s a massive difference between that and tracking down the answer to every question that happens to cross someone’s mind.

Does that include whatever business software you may use? Because only the office manager knows how to use it properly where I work, and it’s terribly inconvenient.

I think it’s the kind of job that would be hilarious for about a week, and then start to grind you down very quickly.

Something more along the lines of L.A. Noire, perhaps? I’ve always been surprised that there isn’t more of a market these days for procedural games like that.

I’m definitely very interested in more police games that aren’t just reskinned military first-person shooters.

Actually my favorite racing game. Not normally a fan of the genre, but the crashes (much as I might wish them to be even more spectacular) and the added context of a police chases added to the usual matter of driving like a deranged maniac do wonders for enjoyment. I don’t suppose there’s much else out there like it?