Sure, some women do care about height, but they're in the minority, and they're boring, so you wouldn't want to be with them anyway.

I'm not sure how much we should be reading into the precise wording of his little rant, but I suppose we should at least be grateful that he didn't inflict his existence on any of those unfortunate women he turned his attentions upon.

Meet the aspiring supervillain: Men's Rights Man. His kryptonite: women.

I maintain a strict "no shorts" policy. No exceptions.

Even the ancient Romans knew that you at least needed to keep them well supplied with bread and circuses.

People can always find a way. Those things get in everything.

How I now envision these children:

True or not, I'd be okay with that line of thinking.

I came here expecting the title to be referring to the political spectrum. Still true, even if it isn't.

The analogy proceeded to break down when students decided that dirty chocolate is still chocolate, and took it as an endorsement of sex as being as good as chocolate. Orgies ensued.

So that's why they're so opposed to birth control.

I can't imagine why: just from an aesthetic perspective, they seem to have a much better alternative.

Ubisoft, my faith in you is restored.

Too late. It's already begun.

Scott's assistant reportedly found her hanging from a scarf tied to a doorknob in her apartment in Chelsea.

I was going to go with ritual sacrifice, heart-ripping Aztec style, but I like your idea too.

Nope. Definitely normal.

Pew found that "young males are especially likely to use Reddit", with more men in each age category identifying as Reddit users than women. The disparity was greatest in the 18-29 demographic, which has 15% male users and 5% female users.

Replace "safe to assume" with "guaranteed," and you'd be spot on.

I hope we can still do better for the working poor in the long run than simply keeping service and retail jobs around so they have something to scrape by on and for politicians to point at when people complain about the unemployment rate.