There is, but I think that's something most countries (to my knowledge) have, unrelated to the actual age of consent. I think the rule is actually that if the older one is an authority figure of any sort, the other has to be over 18.

Congratulations. That is the creepiest thing I've seen all month. Well done.

Might not be so bad, if all the bathrooms you find look like this.

It used to be 14 here in Canada, but they upped it to 16 a couple years back, though they hung on to a five-year close-in-age exception. I suppose they don't have that in the U.K., then?

Apparently the customer is not always right.

That's a good point. I do see a number of people who at least vaguely resemble well-known actors on a regular basis - if I lived somewhere more urban, I suppose I wouldn't be too surprised if one of them turned out to be the real thing. Just the other day I saw someone who could've been a perfect copy of young Samuel…

Please do not look at Kevin Bacon. [E!]

It also helps to make sure that they're probably a real person, and not just borrowing the identity of one.

Seriously, though, I could get behind third party break-ups and fights. They could be kind of fun and allow you to dispassionately air your grievances.

Something clever and new. Not a sequel, not a spinoff, but something new (and made available to the English-speaking population). One of their great strengths is their complete and utter disregard for conventional logic and the natural laws that govern the universe: anything that takes advantage of that freedom is…

No, you're just a realist.

I was just coming here to ask that exact same question. Stop twirling around so I can see what's on the dress!

I know what you mean. It feels a bit like being an archaeologist, finding the words of ancient civilizations and marveling at how different and unfathomable their lives were.

Solution: sail out into international waters first?

Your family's gifts sound so much more interesting than mine. The last gift I recall exchanging hands was a toilet plunger. Preceded by a fire extinguisher.

If you're going to stalk someone, at least find yourself a better class of stalkee than Alec Baldwin.

"The day was a little slow, and you know, I'd had a shower and there was nothing on TV and I'd missed you guys so I put on the lobster costume and got in the bath,"

The CIA advertises itself as targeting intelligent, educated, talented, motivated people of integrity and initiative and the capacity for leadership. The kind of people the world needs more of, working for places that are not the CIA.

If you're still curious, you might be interested in this article.

In any other organization, I'd be thrilled to hear it. I can't help but think their talents could be put to far better use elsewhere, however.