Probably because they don't consider such skills enriching. Or necessary. That's what the help is for.

A really bad bout of conjunctivitis?

I have never seen a living creature as happy as that puppy.

Yeah, I'm going to agree that people are probably mixing up fighting and disagreeing, and assuming the lack of the former also means the absence of the latter. I've seen more than enough pointless conflict to last several lifetimes. I may continue to put up with it for family, because they really do not take criticism…

I think part of it may be that some people seem to equate fighting with disagreeing, and assume that if they say they don't fight, they mean that they never disagree on anything. The concept of a civilized disagreement resolved through reasonable discussion without shouting or anger is apparently so rare as to be…

Minus the violence, this. Conflict going up was never quiet, every day was an exercise in figuring out exactly what they want to hear and predicting their every question in advance, and I do not have even the slightest desire to reenact their atrocious behavior. I don't do screaming, I don't do yelling, I don't do…

"Get tested." Maybe throw a please in there, if you're feeling particularly pleasant?

Nobody seems to have compiled a full list, but I do have a number of articles on hand. There's this proposal at Cornell, put forth by the students, apparently! This one at South Florida. This program already implemented in Illinois. This news story about the phenomenon, though covering the negative perspective of a…

It actually has happened in some places that have recently started implementing mandatory programs for just that purpose.

Kibble, unlimited kibble!

All of the above.

Sloths always seem like such happy creatures. Must be all that extra sleep they're getting.

Stupidity left unchallenged has an unfortunate tendency to propagate.

We have a winner.

Ah, but don't you know? Hairstyles are an integral component of the discerning straight man's boner. Only if all the stars are in alignment and the signs in the chicken entrails read true can the flag be raised to its proper position.

I would watch way more wrestling if it looked more like this.

I more suspect it's going to end in tragedy than taint - she doesn't strike me as someone likely to have a long life expectancy in the deeply twisted Scandal world.

Harrison development is indeed long overdue.

I have this theory that the quality of the picture may have a direct relation to how seriously they're taking the site. Low-quality, minimal-effort pictures are put up by those who aren't expecting much or looking too hard, while those with better profile shots seem more likely to be treating it as a serious (or their…

You're not seeing things. This woman actually has a plastic bird inserted into her hairdo.